Brazil’s Secret: Push-Up Pants
THE FALSE ONES
Brazilian men like big butts (here called bumbums), firm or otherwise,
and women with particularly voluminous posteriors are complimented with
cries of ‘popozuda’.
The highest achievers clamor to compete in the annual, nation-wide “Miss Bum Bum” pageant; an over-dose of tanned bundas accentuated with teeny pieces of material wedged between buttocks, aka ‘dental floss’ bikinis.
Contestants suspected of cheating with butt implants are asked to
submit to an X-ray. But when fully clothed, there are non-surgical ways
of cheating, from padded pants to jeans (Brazilian women don’t
bother with Victoria’s Secret push-up bras).
So gringos, if a Brazilian
woman asks you if her derriere looks big, make sure you answer ‘yes’! As
if it wasn’t already confusing enough keeping women happy
internationally, make sure you openly ogle her splendid behind. It
shouldn’t be a difficult task.
BOTTOMS UP!
by breakinbrazil.com
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